We started with some house red wine, which was very good, and the waiter made a little cheer when we decided to have another bottle. At this point, we thought it may be wise to have some food. One friend skipped, another had a croque monsieur and I had fishcakes. The croque monsieur looked good - a generous size on good bread with lots of cheese and some nice ham. Sadly my fishcakes didn't hit the mark. There were two, and they were quite a good size, but they were so dry and mostly padded out with potato. I managed to find some flaky chunks of overcooked salmon nestled in there somewhere. The lime and coriander mayonnaise was fine, and the fries were very good - lovely and thin and crispy.
It was busy for a Monday night yet we had no trouble with service, which always puts me in a better frame of mind about a place. But still... I think here, stick to classics.
One course and half a bottle of wine: £18 per head
Value: 6/10
Service: 8/10
Atmosphere: 7/10
Food: 6/10
SCORE: 27/40
Cafe Rouge, 2 Lancer Square, Kensington Church Street, London, W8 4EH. Tel: 020 79384200.